October 2010
11 posts
Land of Confusion.
Why do all the poorest people always shop right before the stores close? Please, if you’re going to try to barter for a pair of socks, or split your bill with a friend, try to do so when there’s more than one lane open. Tonight, the “human” ahead of me had a basket full of Hostess snacks; the total came to $14. She then proceeded to pull a jar from her purse, labeled...
a moment ago...
Me: Goodnight.
Julia: I want you to shoot asparagus pee into my vagina.
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Finally! I’ve been looking everywhere for value-driven garbage.